All 4 Free Credit Report Commercials (Lyrics)
Posted in Entertainment on 12/30/2009 12:13 am by
All four of the freecreditreport.com ads in one video. LYRICS: Pirate: They say a man should always dress for the job he wants. So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant? It’s all because some hackers stole my identity. Now I’m in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea. Should’ve gone to freecreditreport dot com. (Yeehaw). I could’ve seen this coming at me like an atom bomb. They monitor your credit and send you email alerts. So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t shirts. Dream Girl: Well, I married my dream girl. I married my dream girl. But she didn’t tell me her credit was bad. So, now instead of living in a pleasant suburb. We’re living in the basement at her… mom and dad’s. Now we can’t get a loan for a respectable home. Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card. If we’d gone to free creditreport.com I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard. New Car: Well I was shopping for a new car, which one’s me A cool convertible or an SUV Too bad I didn’t know my credit was whacked ’cause now I’m driving off the lot in a used subcompact FREE that spells free credit report.com baby Saw their ads on my tv thought about goin’ but was too lazy Now instead of lookin’ flyin’ roling phat, my legs are stickin’ to the vinyl and my posse’s getting laughed at FREE that spells free, credit report.com baby! Bike: Check it out Gas prices Blowing up sky high Ditch my used sub-compack For a 2 wheel drive Now I’m rolling eco friendly But I …
Hazel
01/02/2010 at 8:49 am
Linda
i have had these comercials stuck in my head for 3 hours..
01/05/2010 at 6:06 pm
Louis
there is lol
01/06/2010 at 11:48 pm
Samuel
i didnt c the bike 1
01/09/2010 at 11:15 pm
Tim
i love the bike one. just saw it this morning. isnt there a rollacoster one? or was imagining that?
01/11/2010 at 12:09 am
Kathy
Bike one is my favorite. xD
01/11/2010 at 12:51 am
Tommy
what ever happened to the pointy shoes and green tights
01/12/2010 at 5:01 am
Nicholas
#3 will always be my favorite ;3
#4 is next
01/14/2010 at 1:20 am
Frances
I hate these silly commercials & I wish they were off the air !
01/14/2010 at 7:02 am
Eva
i like the pirates and the new car…….lol p.e.e.e thats spells pee come on everyone and sing with me!!……………….well u dont no if i have a home so come on and lemme show u my old dogs bone!! lol hahaha
01/16/2010 at 6:44 am
Julia
I want to know if they are actually a band. Because they are pretty good.
01/18/2010 at 8:13 am
Regina
His voice is dubbed here in the US…
01/21/2010 at 5:15 am
Philip
mad tv made one of these commercials. It was a little longer than these, and it was a little different too.
01/21/2010 at 10:15 am
Lucille
i luv the car one. but the old lady rocks!!!!!!!!
01/24/2010 at 9:05 pm
Diane
my fave is new car lol
01/25/2010 at 6:15 am
Fernando
Mine too!
01/25/2010 at 10:06 am
Kim
he said grab ur bikes da policeman is ridin a scooter! LOL
01/27/2010 at 10:12 pm
Juan
The Pirate one is my favorite song by far!!
01/30/2010 at 5:33 pm
Carlos
My favoite is pirates
01/31/2010 at 8:57 am
Ann
the car and bike are my favorites ;D
01/31/2010 at 1:08 pm
Clara
for the bike 1 does anybody kno wheree i can get just the beat for that song
02/02/2010 at 9:44 pm
Ruby
I love that bike commercial. The old lady must be one of their grandmothers.
02/03/2010 at 10:08 am
Roger
my fav one is the new car one. i love this commercial
02/03/2010 at 10:53 am
Vincent
the head movement at the end of the new car one was priceless he looked so retarded lol they re commercials rock!!!! LOL
02/04/2010 at 8:52 am
Ruben
they make the best vids ever lol my mom hollers at me for singing they’re songs.
02/06/2010 at 8:29 pm
Barbara
i hate the guy in the newest vids