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So we decided to add a little length to one of the famous Free Credit Report Dot Com commercials. Live at Professors Steakhouse and Saloon on 9-27-08. doc Unplugged members are, Chad Stoecklein (Vocals, guitar), Mario Lazoya (Bass), Joe Lanning (guitar) and Jeremy Schumacher (Drums) Lyrics: They say a man should always dress up for the job he wants So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant? It’s all because some hacker stole my identity. Now I’m in here every evening serving chowder and ice tea. Shoulda gone to free credit report dot com. I coulda seen this comin at my like an atom bomb, they moniter your credit and send you email alerts. So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts. So I’m waiting on a table and a kid is throwing up. I’ll probably end up cleaning it that’s just my kinda luck. I wish I were a banker, had me a better job. But all my information was stolen by some slob. Shoulda gone to free credit report dot com. And then I would have seen if something had been going wrong. I’d probably be in Cancun, cause I’d be freakin rich. Instead of making $2 an hour plus some lousy tips. So my shift is finally over, my work is finally through, and I’ll probably go to Professor’s and have a beer or two. I’ll pick up this ol’ guitar and start to sing some songs. and if the crowd is drunk enough they’ll probably sing along. Shoulda gone to free credit report dot com. But it don’t really matter cause I’m taking Jagerbombs. I’m getting rather …

Claudia

They just get better and better I was getting depressed ’cause of all the stress I was feeling at home Had a poor credit score and the number would haunt me wherever I’d go Thought I’d move to a place where my credit could stink and nobody would care I just wish that somebody had told me that place was a Renaissance Fair! Free Credit Report dot com! Tell your friends, tell your dad, tell you mom! Never mind, they’ve been singing our songs Since we first showed up with our pirate hats on! If you’re not into fake sword fights Pointy slippers and green wool tights Take a tip from a knight who knows Free Credit Report dot com, let’s go!

Cheryl

Tim Hawkins puts his own twist to the freecreditreport.com song.

Martha

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Gail

This is one of the freecreditreport.com songs. Lyrics: Well, I married my dream girl. I married my dream girl. But she didn’t tell me her credit was bad. So, now instead of living in a pleasant suburb. We’re living in the basement at her… mom and dad’s. Though we can’t get a loan for a respectable home. Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card. If we’d gone to free creditreport.com I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard. Offer applies with enrollment in triple advantage.

Lillie

EDIT 4: Uploaded “All 9 freecreditreport.Com Commercials.” So go watch it with the 3 new commercials added to the collection. Now. www.youtube.com EDIT 3: You know, you don’t have to remind me that there are new commercials out. In fact I uploaded them, so I think I would know. I’m waiting for all the new commercials to come out BEFORE I make another collaberation. So yeah. Shut up about the new commercials. EDIT 2: Added the lyrics as annotations on the video. Now you don’t have to look in the description for the lyrics!!! Be careful though, the annotations jump around the video a lot so keep your eyes open! EDIT: Oh my God!!! Fine!!! Here are the freakin lyrics! Now stop spamming me with the constant comments and messages to put the lyrics!!! New Job/Pirate Restaurant Commercial: They say a man should always dress For the job he wants, so Why’m I dressed up like a pirate In this restaurant? It’s all because some hacker Stole my identity Now I’m in here every evening Serving chowder and iced tea Shoulda gone to: Free credit report dot com Yee-haa! I coulda seen this coming at me like an atom bomb They monitor your credit and send you email alerts So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in T-shirts Offer applies with enrollment in Triple Advantage. Dream Girl: Well I married my dream girl I married my dream girl But she didn’t tell me her credit was bad So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb We’re living in the basement at her mom and dad’s. No we can’t get a …

Jose